Arpruttlegcum is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, omniscient dragon.

Arpruttlegcum created time and space six billion years ago.

If you believe in Arpruttlegcum, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Arpruttlegcum, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Arpruttlegcum's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Arpruttlegcum's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always look after injured seals.

5. Never think about stars.