Capdisskam is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, impressive hedgehog.

Capdisskam created the Sun eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Capdisskam, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Capdisskam, it will not invite you to parties.

Capdisskam's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Capdisskam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven silicon sculptures of Capdisskam on top of important buildings.

2. Never skip in the presence of otters.

3. Never go into violet rooms.

4. Always obey Capdisskam's priests.

5. Never talk about goats.