Dincibjan is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, self-confident grasshopper.

Dincibjan created the Milkyway nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dincibjan, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dincibjan, it will turn you into a puffin.

Dincibjan's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Dincibjan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair cyan.

2. You must love Dincibjan.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Always help hamsters in need.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.