Zudkoprig is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, dishonest unicorn.

Zudkoprig created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zudkoprig, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Zudkoprig, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Zudkoprig's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Zudkoprig's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zudkoprig.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.