Konsandart is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, kind faun.

Konsandart created a bottom quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Konsandart, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Konsandart, it will not care.

Konsandart's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Konsandart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not kill snakes.