Hencibflamrak is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, clever faun.

Hencibflamrak created the Sunflower Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hencibflamrak, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hencibflamrak, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Hencibflamrak's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Hencibflamrak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

2. Never sing near whales.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Hencibflamrak on top of all buildings.

5. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.