Hatnurxintigflap Natcudnurt is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, self-confident shark.

Hatnurxintigflap Natcudnurt created an up quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hatnurxintigflap Natcudnurt, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hatnurxintigflap Natcudnurt, she will make you grow a tail.

Hatnurxintigflap Natcudnurt's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Hatnurxintigflap Natcudnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry rats.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not speak about lentils.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.