Lappidvonk Vilhiggarlop is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, kind goat.

Lappidvonk Vilhiggarlop created an electron three million years ago.

If you believe in Lappidvonk Vilhiggarlop, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lappidvonk Vilhiggarlop, he will have a low opinion of you.

Lappidvonk Vilhiggarlop's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Lappidvonk Vilhiggarlop's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt mites.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always look after injured squirrels.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Never think about gravity.