Hitflisril is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, kind hydra.

Hitflisril created the Sombrero Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hitflisril, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hitflisril, she will turn you into a rock.

Hitflisril's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Hitflisril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Do not take Hitflisril's name in vain.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hitflisril.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not dye your hair pink.