Vanstipvagnannat is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, quiet beaver.

Vanstipvagnannat created Africa four years ago.

If you believe in Vanstipvagnannat, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vanstipvagnannat, it will turn you into a snail.

Vanstipvagnannat's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Vanstipvagnannat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat carrots.

2. Do not wear brown clothing.

3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not take Vanstipvagnannat's name in vain.