Libwonrensag is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, conceited finch.

Libwonrensag created the Small Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Libwonrensag, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Libwonrensag, she will not invite you to parties.

Libwonrensag's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Libwonrensag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help doves in need.

2. Never run in the presence of pigs.

3. Always obey Libwonrensag's priests.

4. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Hide if eight bats approach from the west.