Gadbidgut is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, smart frog.

Gadbidgut created oxygen eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadbidgut, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gadbidgut, he will not care at all.

Gadbidgut's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Gadbidgut's Holy Commandments

1. Gadbidgut loves pigs, so they must be respected.

2. Never bounce in the presence of hamsters.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never wear fawn jumpers.

5. Never pour water over plants.