Bopnignab is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, passionate skunk.

Bopnignab created snails three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopnignab, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bopnignab, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bopnignab's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Bopnignab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

2. Run away if five rats approach from the south.

3. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not make images of living things.