Likgumbap is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, loving duck.

Likgumbap created water four million years ago.

If you believe in Likgumbap, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Likgumbap, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Likgumbap's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Likgumbap's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. You must love Likgumbap.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Do not eat oranges.