Abmobarn is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, smart dove.

Abmobarn created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Abmobarn, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Abmobarn, it will refuse to believe in you.

Abmobarn's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Abmobarn's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven mites approach from the south.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.