Nutnurtflammig is a god.

It takes the form of a small, weak naga.

Nutnurtflammig created vertebrates twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nutnurtflammig, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nutnurtflammig, it will send minions to preach to you.

Nutnurtflammig's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Nutnurtflammig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear titanium on your body.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Nutnurtflammig must be the most important thing in your life.