Didkenhim is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, merciless dragonfly.

Didkenhim created the Sombrero Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Didkenhim, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Didkenhim, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Didkenhim's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Didkenhim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never mention dogs.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. You must never eat bread.