Vonlening is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, proud camel.

Vonlening created the Sol system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonlening, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vonlening, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Vonlening's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Vonlening's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Run away from green moths, for they are unholy.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not kill foxes.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.