Geplidhan is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, sage finch.

Geplidhan created the Sombrero Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Geplidhan, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Geplidhan, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Geplidhan's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Geplidhan's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. You must love Geplidhan.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Run away from yellow nematodes, for they are unholy.

5. Never look in ponds.