Gomcepnurt is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, sapient scorpion.

Gomcepnurt created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gomcepnurt, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gomcepnurt, she will turn you into a goat.

Gomcepnurt's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Gomcepnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

4. Never run near rats.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.