Libhubcuss is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, capable dog.

Libhubcuss created light six million years ago.

If you believe in Libhubcuss, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Libhubcuss, he will turn you into a snail.

Libhubcuss' most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Libhubcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat coconuts.

2. Never talk about shrews.

3. Libhubcuss loves otters, so they must be respected.

4. Run away from turquoise sharks, for they are unholy.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Libhubcuss.