Stikfembim is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, smart spider.

Stikfembim created the Virgo Supercluster two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stikfembim, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Stikfembim, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Stikfembim's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Stikfembim's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never talk about ants.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.