Quagarntab Inghot is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, omnipotent goose.

Quagarntab Inghot created tapeworms five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quagarntab Inghot, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Quagarntab Inghot, he will destroy your favourite star.

Quagarntab Inghot's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Quagarntab Inghot's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from violet ducks for they are unholy.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quagarntab Inghot.

3. Put Quagarntab Inghot first in all things.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. You must love Quagarntab Inghot.