Rowtettifoss is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, all-powerful wolf.

Rowtettifoss created silver five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowtettifoss, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rowtettifoss, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Rowtettifoss' most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Rowtettifoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.