Safstragwap Bonkkemgid Donyargom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, strong fairy.

Safstragwap Bonkkemgid Donyargom created a top quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Safstragwap Bonkkemgid Donyargom, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Safstragwap Bonkkemgid Donyargom, it will turn you into a sheep.

Safstragwap Bonkkemgid Donyargom's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Safstragwap Bonkkemgid Donyargom's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never hurt whales.

5. Never wear shoes.