Inggilfag Ligpitganzag is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, uncaring sheep.

Inggilfag Ligpitganzag created life seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Inggilfag Ligpitganzag, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Inggilfag Ligpitganzag, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Inggilfag Ligpitganzag's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Inggilfag Ligpitganzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of capybaras.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never talk about fire.