Fobdonwod is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, strong donkey.

Fobdonwod created Europe four million years ago.

If you believe in Fobdonwod, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fobdonwod, he will think nothing of it.

Fobdonwod's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Fobdonwod's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry ducks.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never think ill of sick horses.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

5. Do not cook food in pots.