Popzigfit is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, confident fox.

Popzigfit created Mount Everest three billion years ago.

If you believe in Popzigfit, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Popzigfit, he will not care.

Popzigfit's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Popzigfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Always help moths.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Popzigfit must be the most important thing in your life.