Lencaptonk is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unfair crane.

Lencaptonk created a strange quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Lencaptonk, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Lencaptonk, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Lencaptonk's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Lencaptonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always obey Lencaptonk's priests.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Do not dye your hair fawn.