Cudnadcet is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, blissful mink.

Cudnadcet created the world nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cudnadcet, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cudnadcet, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cudnadcet's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Cudnadcet's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Cudnadcet loves snails, so they must be respected.

3. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Fast once a month.