Minmanyast is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, intelligent duck.

Minmanyast created an up quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Minmanyast, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Minmanyast, she will turn you into a snail.

Minmanyast's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Minmanyast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never hurt aardvarks.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Minmanyast.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Never wear boots.