Tighakhug is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, dishonest hummingbird.

Tighakhug created the planet Jupiter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tighakhug, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tighakhug, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Tighakhug's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Tighakhug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Worship no other gods but Tighakhug.

4. Always help sick bats.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.