Targyedcam is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, capable fly.

Targyedcam created time and space four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Targyedcam, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Targyedcam, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Targyedcam's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Targyedcam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never go into fawn rooms.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.