Quatcubcat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, effective faun.

Quatcubcat created a quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Quatcubcat, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Quatcubcat, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Quatcubcat's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Quatcubcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never jump near otters.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never hurt cats.