Batdossfub is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, unfair cow.

Batdossfub created a strange quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Batdossfub, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Batdossfub, she will manifest in front of you.

Batdossfub's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Batdossfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Do not kill great tits.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not make images of living things.