Appquatyarp is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, moody dove.

Appquatyarp created the Cigar Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Appquatyarp, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Appquatyarp, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Appquatyarp's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Appquatyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt rats.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.