Sterbombem Ragnarlbifpon Gumceb is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, passionate dingo.

Sterbombem Ragnarlbifpon Gumceb created a down quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sterbombem Ragnarlbifpon Gumceb, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sterbombem Ragnarlbifpon Gumceb, she will turn you into a slug.

Sterbombem Ragnarlbifpon Gumceb's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Sterbombem Ragnarlbifpon Gumceb's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured pigs.

2. Swans are not to be trusted.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not dye your hair cyan.

5. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.