Nabmetsag is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, moody hummingbird.

Nabmetsag created vertebrates four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabmetsag, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nabmetsag, it will cry a lot.

Nabmetsag's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Nabmetsag's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured nematodes.

2. Always treat rats with great respect.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nabmetsag.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nabmetsag.