Renstanbug is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, kind squid.

Renstanbug created an electron eight million years ago.

If you believe in Renstanbug, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Renstanbug, she will turn you into a slug.

Renstanbug's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Renstanbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never paint your chest black.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.