Pinbifvog is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, tiresome pig.

Pinbifvog created parasitic wasps nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pinbifvog, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pinbifvog, she will turn you into a mouse.

Pinbifvog's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Pinbifvog's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Run away if six ants approach from the south.

3. Run away from orange voles, for they are unholy.

4. Always look after injured dogs.

5. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.