Cubgofyam is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, dishonest chinchilla.

Cubgofyam created the solar system six million years ago.

If you believe in Cubgofyam, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cubgofyam, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Cubgofyam's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Cubgofyam's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat cherries.

2. Run away from orange dolphins, for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always pray immersed in water.