Garcanxen is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unjust warg.

Garcanxen created the Sun two years ago.

If you believe in Garcanxen, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Garcanxen, he will throw large rocks at you.

Garcanxen's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Garcanxen's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

2. Hide if five capybaras approach from the east.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Never paint your face pink.