Lanfetsad is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, impressive hedgehog.

Lanfetsad created parasitic wasps five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lanfetsad, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Lanfetsad, he will turn you into a rat.

Lanfetsad's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Lanfetsad's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never mention shrews.

5. Always look after injured horses.