Narlcidmut Bafrawstik is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, stupid toad.

Narlcidmut Bafrawstik created an atom twelve years ago.

If you believe in Narlcidmut Bafrawstik, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Narlcidmut Bafrawstik, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Narlcidmut Bafrawstik's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Narlcidmut Bafrawstik's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Run away from orange turtles, for they are unholy.

4. Never wear green skirts.

5. Do not eat gooseberries.