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She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, strong wyvern.

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If you believe in Boddobbet Jarnsigbugpopzod, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Boddobbet Jarnsigbugpopzod, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Boddobbet Jarnsigbugpopzod's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Boddobbet Jarnsigbugpopzod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear indigo clothing.

2. Boddobbet Jarnsigbugpopzod loves pigs, so they must be respected.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never run in holy places.