Vegfubvig is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, loving crane.

Vegfubvig created dark matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegfubvig, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vegfubvig, she will jump up and down on your head.

Vegfubvig's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Vegfubvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never jump near bats.

3. Always help sick nematodes.

4. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vegfubvig.