Kabdusspon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, passionate meerkat.

Kabdusspon created an atom six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kabdusspon, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kabdusspon, she will be very sad.

Kabdusspon's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Kabdusspon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

4. Always wear mauve.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.