Tonkyatkaphamyartgep Fenpanggid is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, unthoughtful naga.

Tonkyatkaphamyartgep Fenpanggid created Mount Everest twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tonkyatkaphamyartgep Fenpanggid, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tonkyatkaphamyartgep Fenpanggid, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Tonkyatkaphamyartgep Fenpanggid's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Tonkyatkaphamyartgep Fenpanggid's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Run away if three ants approach from the east.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.