Villipdot is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, all-powerful sheep.

Villipdot created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Villipdot, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Villipdot, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Villipdot's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Villipdot's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick ducks.

2. Never wear orange rings.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.