Bittabhap is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, kind butterfly.

Bittabhap created the solar system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bittabhap, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bittabhap, she will turn you into a goat.

Bittabhap's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Bittabhap's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Put Bittabhap first in all things.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.